FloraleiBloodwood

๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ I've just made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.

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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ To see the true nature of evil, hold it in front of a mirror, and reflect. Just don't flinch if it winks back. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿชž๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ My neighbor never became a successful farmer until he began keeping a tally on his cows. That was the cattle-list. ๐Ÿ„
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ The lumberjack sees a smokin' hot dryad, pauses awkwardly for a moment... and with a grin finally mutters 'Wood.' ๐ŸŒณ
    - streamed for 6 hours
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent! When does a dad joke become apparent? After delivery.
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ I'll never get why fake teeth is called "dentures". They really missed an opportunity to call it "substiteeth." ๐Ÿฆท
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ I think I enrolled in the wrong class this semester. Turns out Social Analysis isn't the study ofโ€ฆ toxic people. ๐Ÿ’ฉโ˜ 
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ Lemons don't occur naturally. They're hybrids of bitter orange and citron. Life didn't give us lemons, we made them.
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ I just got arrested on a plane. Air marshals doesn't like it when you shout "Hi, Jack!" Guess I'm grounded now. ๐Ÿ‘‹โœˆ
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ I'm going to ask the bank for a loan to start an all marsupial fighting championship. I'm calling it Mortal Wombat.
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ Why didnโ€™t Hanna-Barbera make more than one Yogi Bear? Because when they tried, they made a little Boo-Boo instead.
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ TIL it's impossible to say "EYE", "LAWS", "DUG", and "AIM" together and fast without getting tongue-tied. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโš–๏ธโ›๏ธ๐ŸŽฏ
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ There's not a lot known about the survivors of the Donner Party ordeal. Apparently, they were fed up with people. ๐Ÿฝ
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ I bought a surgical guide today, only problem is that someone has removed the appendix. Without anesthesia. ๐Ÿ“–โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“œ
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ To stay young you have to live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, and lie about your age.
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  • ๐”พ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•’๐•จ๐•’๐•ช๐•ค! ๐ŸŽ Imagine, for a moment, if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion. โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ต
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