HowHardDoYouNerd

Eric Clapton's song Cocaine is mostly guitar solos with very little lines. Thank You and welcome to my Ted Talk.

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  • I have so many card games even Gambit was like, "Mon Ami, That's a lot of card games."
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  • A restaurant worker was caught with his willy in the meat slicer. Both were fired on the spot.
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  • Synonym is another word for...another word for.
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  • Mother's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day, Couples have Valentine's Day, and I'm stuck over here with Palm Sunday.
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  • Playing competitive online games with a team is like telling your family you want to be a comic. No support at all.
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  • Twitch's Women's Day stream is a cooking game where chat screams "make me a sandwich" while mods pretend it's feminism. Can't make this up.
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  • Never trust a fart, they don't pay taxes.
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  • And now to play something that doesn't scare the crap out of me.
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  • Buckle up Nerds and Nerdettes.....I am about to most likely be scared.
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  • Fancy seeing you here.
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  • I wake up at 5am to stream. My friends think I'm ambitious. I think I'm just too broke to sleep in.
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  • I’m a Hitman pro: tuxedo, garrote, zero body count—until the maid walks in and I panic like it’s my mom.
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  • I’m not late, I’m just on Eastern Standard Time—everything else is early.
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  • This isn't where I parked my car. Random Sunday stream engage.
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  • My Steam library is a hostage situation.Every game screaming "PLAY ME!" while I sit there, paralyzed, like "I can't even commit to a snack"
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