Asakrio

I thought my new laundry machine would be a big improvement over the old one, but it was a wash.

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  • Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cause they're extinct!
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  • Sadly, the inventor of the throat lozenge has passed away. There will be no coffin at his funeral.
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  • This morning I tripped over a box of kleenex and though I hurt myself. Turns out it was just tissue damage.
    - streamed for 5 hours
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  • A photon checks into a hotel. Clerk ask can I take your baggage? Photon says "no, I'm traveling light"
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  • What starts with W and ends with T.
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  • What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!
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  • I have walked through the fiery pits of hell, and now I can finally relax!
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  • Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.
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